Season 4, Episode 2 - "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"

Which Golden Girl believes the size of a man's ears is directly proportional to the size of his other bodily organs?

Blanche

Season 6, Episode 18 - "Older and Wiser"

Which Golden Girl decorated a pair of brown men's Florsheim shoes with bows and gave them to her daughter to wear in first grade?

Season 2, Episode 14 - "The Actor"

When Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose learn that Patrick Vaughn has been dating all of them behind their backs, they are furious. Blanche calls him 'slime,' and Dorothy calls him 'pond scum.' Rose calls him gauflugennachon. What does that mean?

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

Rose is dating Ernie Faber, a corporate attorney she met at the counseling center. Blanche is convinced something is wrong with him. After dating Ernie for a month, The Girls notice Rose is a little depressed. What does she say is the problem?

Season 7, Episode 18 - "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"

Facing the judge on accusations of being slumlords, Dorothy passionately defends herself and Stan, asserting their innocence and their immediate intent to rectify the infestation issue by hiring an exterminator. What is the judge's sentencing for both of them?

Season 4, Episode 10 - "Stan Takes a Wife"

Dorothy tells Blanche and Rose she's declaring her love for Stan before he marries his fiancée Katherine. However, after a candid conversation with Katherine just minutes before the wedding, Dorothy changes her mind. Why?

Season 5, Episode 17 - "Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom"

Rose says that when she's scared, she sings the "lullaby" her mother used to sing to her, which gives her courage. What is the "lullaby"?

Season 2, Episode 24 - "To Catch a Neighbor"

After The Girls host a dinner party to welcome their new neighbors, the McDowells, they receive a visit from Detective Al Mullins of Miami P.D. and his associate, Bobby Hopkins. What shocking news do they tell The Girls about the McDowells?

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

TRUE OR FALSE: According to Rose, the people of St. Olaf celebrate the 4th of July with a thin omelet on a bun.

Season 3, Episode 23 - "Mixed Blessing"

Michael's fiancée's family visits the house to apologize for their previous hostility about Michael and Lorraine getting married. During chit-chat, coffee, and cheesecake, Rose accidentally reveals a secret about Michael and Lorraine. What is it?

Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"

Dorothy teaches history for an adult education program designed for people who didn't receive their high school diploma. As she's calling the attendance roll, who is she surprised to see sitting in her classroom?

Season 7, Episode 22 - "Rose, Portrait of a Woman"

Dorothy is speaking at her school for Career Day when she's pleasantly surprised by a former student, Randy "Mr. Ditch" Becker. The successful businessman thanks Dorothy for inspiring him and suggests she could inspire his sales team too. What does he offer her?

Season 5, Episode 4 - "Rose Fights Back"

Rose receives a letter from her late husband Charlie's former employer, informing her of its bankruptcy and the dissolution of its pension fund. Without the pension checks, Rose can no longer afford her living expenses. What does she decide to do?

Season 6, Episode 6 - "Feelings"

Coach Odlivak and star player Kevin Kelly visit Dorothy to convince her to give Kevin a passing grade so he can play in the big game. Dorothy offers to tutor him privately, but Kevin's not interested, and Coach Odlivak declares nothing will stop Kevin from playing. What happens to Kevin the day of the game?

Season 2, Episode 17 - "Bedtime Story"

Which Golden Girl once dated a clown named Floppo who really did have big feet?

Season 3, Episode 23 - "Mixed Blessing"

While Dorothy voices concerns about the age gap between Michael and his fiancée, Lorraine, Michael assures her that Lorraine's mother approves. However, upon meeting Michael, Lorraine's mother finds herself objecting to a different aspect of their relationship. What is it?

Season 4, Episode 9 - "Scared Straight"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy said she used to borrow her brother Phil's clothes because they both wore girls' clothes.

Season 5, Episode 25 - "The President's Coming! Part 1"

TRUE OR FALSE: The Girls' house was selected for a visit by President Bush.

Season 1, Episode 4 - "Transplant"

What are the names of Blanche's two sisters?

Season 7, Episode 23 - "Home Again Rose, Part 1"

Rose receives a letter from St. Olaf saying she missed a great time at her high school reunion. She's upset that she wasn't able to go because she had not been feeling well. Blanche devises a plan to make up for Rose missing the reunion—and a chance for her and Dorothy to meet men. What is it?