Season 3, Episode 8 - "Brotherly Love"

After Stan's brother Ted abruptly ends his date with Blanche, he runs into Dorothy, and they end up spending the night together after he invites her out for a drink. Ted describes the night as "a very special evening." What deep, dark secret about himself does he reveal to Dorothy?

Answer

He's impotent.

Season 3, Episode 15 - "Dorothy's New Friend"

When Dorothy tells Barbara Thorndyke about the tension with Blanche and Rose since their new friendship, Barbara invites everyone to The Mortimer Club, one of Miami's exclusive spots. As they're meeting to leave for dinner, Sophia introduces her date, Murray Guttman. What does Barbara discreetly say to Dorothy?

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

Rose and her beau Ernie Faber finally reach an intimate, sexual relationship. Ernie expresses his appreciation to Rose saying he overcame his impotence because of her warmth and understanding. After he thanks her for all she's done, what shocking news does he reveal to her?

Season 1, Episode 14 - "That Was No Lady"

Blanche wants to buy a new car, but she can't afford it unless she sells her current one. Rose also needs a car. When Blanche gives her car to Rose for a 2-week test drive, what happens while the car is in Rose's possession?

Season 5, Episode 4 - "Rose Fights Back"

Sophia, newly armed with a Shopper's Warehouse membership card, overindulges in bulk purchases, acquiring many items she neither needs nor can reasonably consume. Why does she like shopping there?

Season 5, Episode 6 - "Dancing in the Dark"

Rose accepts an invitation from her ballroom dance partner, Miles Webber, to attend a colleague's retirement party at his home. She later confides in The Girls about her discomfort due to the intellectual atmosphere created by his friends, all college professors. What does Dorothy suggest to give Rose an advantage in conversation?

Season 5, Episode 3 - "The Accurate Conception"

When Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, confides in her that she wants to have a baby via artificial insemination, Blanche strongly disagrees. Why does she feel this way?

Season 6, Episode 14 - "Sisters of the Bride"

When Rose confirms The Girls' Volunteer Vanguard Award banquet reservations, she's told her ticket is free, leading her to believe she's won the award. However, during the banquet, it's announced that the posthumous winner is Agnes Bradshaw. Why do they want Rose there?

Season 5, Episode 10 - "All That Jazz"

Despite her misgivings about his lack of responsibility, Dorothy finds herself worrying about her son Michael's well-being after putting him out. When she learns where he's staying, it's worse than she imagined. Where is Michael?

Season 2, Episode 3 - "Take Him, He's Mine"

Sophia and Rose go into business together selling sandwiches during lunchtime. They're making bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches one evening to prepare for lunch the next day, and they run out of tomatoes. What do they use in place of tomatoes?

Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose's idea of "getting crazy" is eating Chinese food and using forks.

Season 1, Episode 5 - "The Triangle"

Which Golden Girl flirts with Dorothy's boyfriend, Elliott, and tricks him into confessing to Dorothy who he made a pass at?

Season 3, Episode 2 - "One for the Money"

TRUE OR FALSE: As a get-rich-quick scheme, one of Sophia's ideas was to bottle the water from the hose in the backyard and sell it.

Season 1, Episode 12 - "The Custody Battle"

What is the name of Rose's childhood imaginary friend?

Season 1, Episode 5 - "The Triangle"

When Dorothy confronts her boyfriend, Elliott, about making a pass at Blanche, he denies it, and Dorothy believes him. Blanche feels hurt and betrayed. How does she respond to Dorothy?

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

After realizing that Marguerite is not a good fit as their housekeeper, The Girls reluctantly agree to fire her. Blanche says Dorothy should do it because she's the meanest. Rose disagrees, saying Dorothy just looks the meanest. What does Dorothy say about Rose?

Season 2, Episode 23 - "Son-in-Law Dearest"

Which Golden Girl had never heard of the I Love Lucy show because she didn't watch much TV before moving in with The Girls?

Season 1, Episode 22 - "Job Hunting"

Dorothy and Blanche try to console Rose about her unsuccessful job hunting attempts, and Dorothy tweaks Rose's resume to help her land a position as a hospital administrator. When Rose returns home the next day, she tells The Girls she landed a job as a what?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

How long was Dorothy married to her ex-husband Stanley, and why did their marriage end?

Season 2, Episode 4 - "It's a Miserable Life"

After The Girls attend Mrs. Claxton's funeral, the funeral director informs them that Mrs. Claxton was accidentally cremated. He gives them her ashes because they paid for the funeral. What does Rose do with Mrs. Claxton's remains?