Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

Just before going live on the TV game show Grab That Dough, Blanche talks to the Kaplan Brothers backstage and learns they've won over $40,000 in cash and prizes on other game shows. What does she convince Dorothy they should do about Rose and Sophia?

Answer

To improve their chances of winning, they should team up with the Kaplan Brothers instead of Rose and Sophia.

Blanche: Dorothy, your mother and Rose are dead weight. Let us cut them loose before they drag us down.

Dorothy: Blanche, you expect me to betray one of my dearest friends, not to mention my own mother, just so that we can win a few extra dollars?

Blanche: Yes!

Dorothy: Ok, I'll do it.

Season 2, Episode 26 - "Empty Nests"

What is the name of the neighbor who's suffering from "empty nest syndrome" and feels guilty about wanting to spend more time with her extremely busy doctor husband?

Season 7, Episode 14 - "Old Boyfriends"

Blanche's definition of a boyfriend is "any man you bring to a fevered pitch of uncontrollable ecstasy".

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche had 56 boyfriends in one year.

Season 4, Episode 7 - "Sophia's Wedding, Part 2"

Rose told The Girls that a St. Olaf motor coach company built a car called the Fenderhooven Rocket, but it never got off the ground due to bad promotion. She said it was the first car to run on free fuel. How was it powered?

Season 3, Episode 25 - "Mother's Day"

Dorothy and Stan once visited his mother on Mother's Day, presenting her with a gift. Dorothy said, "The minute we saw it, we knew it was for you." What did they give her?

Season 6, Episode 18 - "Older and Wiser"

Which Golden Girl decorated a pair of brown men's Florsheim shoes with bows and gave them to her daughter to wear in first grade?

Season 7, Episode 21 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)"

Which Golden Girl said the following:

"My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men love my cupcakes."

Season 2, Episode 11 - "'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas"

The Girls all plan to fly to their hometowns for Christmas. Rose has to work at the counseling center the morning before they go to the airport, so they agree to pick her up on the way. What happens while they're at the center?

Season 1, Episode 23 - "Blind Ambitions"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy taught part-time at a school for the hearing impaired when she was in college.

Season 3, Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

Blanche tells Rose the following:

"If you're not doing something stupid, you're saying something stupid or wearing something stupid or cooking something stupid."

In response, Rose calls Blanche a gerkochanachen. What does this mean?

Season 1, Episode 10 - "The Heart Attack"

Rose stated that she was famous for her "Lindstrom Surprise"—a herring pie she made for her cat on his birthday and other holidays. What was her cat's first and last name?

Season 5, Episode 13 - "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

What is the name of the prisoner who's locked up for armed robbery that Blanche writes salacious letters to?

Season 1, Episode 14 - "That Was No Lady"

Dorothy experiences love at first sight with a handsome gym teacher she met at the school where she has been substitute teaching. He asked her out to dinner during their first encounter. What is his name?

Season 4, Episode 5 - "Bang the Drum, Stanley"

Stan comes to the house and tells Dorothy and Sophia he has 3 tickets to a baseball game. He asks them to go with him because he doesn't have friends. Dorothy and Sophia agree to go, but what happens to Sophia while they're at the game?

Season 4, Episode 2 - "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"

To help another senior citizen get a refund on a recent purchase at the grocery store, Sophia pretends to be her representative, claiming to be the past president and legal counsel of an organization called N.O.P.R.L. What does this stand for?

Season 7, Episode 10 - "Rose Loves Miles"

When Dorothy embarks on a 3-day Caribbean cruise with her doctor beau, Sophia rummages through Dorothy's belongings. She finds a list she wrote in 1920: "Things I Want to Accomplish Before I Die." One item stands out: make amends with Guido Spirelli, her first husband in Sicily. What does Sophia do?

Season 6, Episode 5 - "Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy"

Rose said she had a nanny when she was a child; she was her best friend. She could tell her anything, and she'd keep it a secret. They used to run in the meadow or play hide-and-seek in the barn. She treated Rose just like her own kid. What was unique about Rose's nanny?

Season 6, Episode 25 - "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home, Part 2"

Sophia recalls singing One for My Baby and drinking Nyquil with Maria the night of the Shady Pines fire when the smoke alarm blared, and flames erupted from the heater. Grabbing the hot plate, they fled. Where is the hot plate that presumably caused the Shady Pines fire?

Season 3, Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

To work out their differences after weeks of endless fussing and fighting, The Girls agree to see Dr. Ashley at the counseling center. After listening to their complaints, what does Dr. Ashley tell them that leaves them speechless and disappointed?

Season 2, Episode 10 - "Love, Rose"

Rose is depressed after falling into a dating slump. Dorothy and Blanche convince her to place a personal ad in the newspaper. She doesn't receive a response for weeks, until one day she gushes about a letter from "Isaac Newton." Who is "Isaac Newton"?