Season 3, Episode 8 - "Brotherly Love"

Rose experiences a series of sleepless nights and drinks tea to help her sleep. Upon reading the tea's label, Dorothy immediately understands Rose's sleeplessness. What ingredient in the tea, which Rose confuses with "calcium," is causing her to stay awake?

Answer

Caffeine

Dorothy: Rose, have you been drinking much of this?

Rose: Only at night when I can't sleep.

Dorothy: But this is loaded with caffeine!

Rose: But we need caffeine, especially women our age! Or our bones will get brittle, and we'll walk all stooped over.

Dorothy: That's calcium, Rose. Calcium, not caffeine. This is what has been keeping you awake!

Rose: You mean if I stop drinking that, I can sleep?

Dorothy: You may even blink again.

Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose's idea of "getting crazy" is eating Chinese food and using forks.

Season 5, Episode 24 - "All Bets Are Off"

After Dorothy and Rose go to the racetrack, Dorothy takes up gambling again and spirals out of control. Sophia confronts her several times about it, but to no avail. What finally happens that makes Dorothy re-evaluate her actions?

Season 2, Episode 2 - "Ladies of the Evening"

After hosting a private party with various celebrities where he met Sophia the night before, what well-known '70s American actor and sex-symbol comes to the house to take Sophia to lunch? (Hint: He plays Bo 'Bandit' Darville in Smokey and the Bandit.)

Season 7, Episode 20 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)"

The guests mingle and enjoy themselves at Blanche's Moonlight Madness party. When she finally makes her grand entrance, she's disappointed to find none of the men are attracted to her. She had high hopes for romance this evening. After talking to the rest of The Girls, what is she surprised to learn?

Season 7, Episode 7 - "Dateline: Miami"

On New Year's Eve, Blanche brings two brothers home from The Rusty Anchor to celebrate with her and Rose. Blanche is alone with her date, Bob. She offers him a drink, suggests an adult card game, and then proposes they dance, but he declines each offer. What does Bob reveal about himself?

Season 6, Episode 21 - "Witness"

When Sophia misplaces her glasses, she stubbornly refuses to buy a new pair, instead reporting them stolen to the police. Luckily, their neighbor, Barbara Weston, finds the glasses and returns them to Sophia. What happened to them?

Season 4, Episode 22 - "Sophia's Choice"

Sophia tells The Girls she visited her friend Lillian at Shady Pines, but Lillian wasn't there. Blanche then recalls a phone call from Sophia's friend Gladys, who mentioned that Lillian had been transferred to Sunny Pastures. Why does this news upset Sophia?

Season 1, Episode 12 - "The Custody Battle"

What is the name of Rose's childhood imaginary friend?

Season 4, Episode 22 - "Sophia's Choice"

Sophia sees her friend Lillian's terrible living conditions at the retirement home Sunny Pastures. She tells The Girls she wants to visit Lillian often, but she needs them to be her drivers. When Rose takes Sophia to see Lillian, what news does Sophia surprise Rose with?

Season 4, Episode 24 - "Foreign Exchange"

Which Golden Girl stood at a window for 4 hours watching her daughter on her first day of school in case she needed her?

Season 4, Episode 21 - "Little Sister"

When Sophia tells Dorothy she volunteered to dogsit Dreyfuss while their neighbors the Westons are out of town, Dorothy is adamantly against it. Why?

Season 3, Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

Rushing home from the beauty salon to finish getting ready for a double date with Dorothy, Blanche finds Dorothy lying on the couch with a fever and body aches. When Dorothy says she can't go on the date, how does Blanche respond?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

Based on the pilot episode, in what order do we meet the Golden Girls?

Season 7, Episode 19 - "Journey to the Center of Attention"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy and Blanche agree to alternate nights at The Rusty Anchor so they don't have to share the male attention.

Season 2, Episode 3 - "Take Him, He's Mine"

When Stan comes to the house depressed about losing his business, he asks Dorothy out for dinner and a friendly shoulder to cry on. Dorothy already had plans for the evening, so she begs The Girls if one of them would take her place. Which Golden Girl reluctantly agrees to go out with Stan?

Season 2, Episode 14 - "The Actor"

After getting over the outrage of being deceived, The Girls fondly reminisce about how Patrick Vaughn made each of them feel while he was secretly dating them. Blanche said he made her feel young. Dorothy said he made her feel beautiful. Rose said he made her feel what?

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

Rose and her beau Ernie Faber finally reach an intimate, sexual relationship. Ernie expresses his appreciation to Rose saying he overcame his impotence because of her warmth and understanding. After he thanks her for all she's done, what shocking news does he reveal to her?

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

Rose is dating Ernie Faber, a corporate attorney she met at the counseling center. Blanche is convinced something is wrong with him. After dating Ernie for a month, The Girls notice Rose is a little depressed. What does she say is the problem?

Season 5, Episode 14 - "Great Expectations"

TRUE OR FALSE: Hans Glockenflanken was St. Olaf's greatest explorer who set off for Florida in search of the Fountain of Youth.