Season 3, Episode 6 - "Letter to Gorbachev"

Sophia is deciding what to do for her act in the talent show at the senior citizens' center. She writes a song to the tune of "Thanks for the Memory":

Thanks for the Medicare
For Blue Cross and Blue Shield, for a hip that finally healed

What's the next line?

Answer

Remember on prescriptions, generic is a steal

Season 3, Episode 23 - "Mixed Blessing"

Dorothy's son, Michael, makes a surprise visit and announces he's getting married to Lorraine, a woman who sings in his band. Before Dorothy can recover from the shock of the news, Michael says there's something she should know about Lorraine before meeting her. What is it?

Season 1, Episode 25 - "The Way We Met"

What popular dessert do The Girls often bond over while having conversation?

Season 6, Episode 22 - "What a Difference a Date Makes"

Why did Rose say she never went to the junior prom in high school?

Season 1, Episode 5 - "The Triangle"

Which Golden Girl flirts with Dorothy's boyfriend, Elliott, and tricks him into confessing to Dorothy who he made a pass at?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia are on the lanai; Sophia is enjoying an afternoon nap. What does Dorothy do to confirm that Sophia is indeed sleeping?

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

The Girls are having breakfast in the kitchen when Sophia enters and announces that Rose's beau, Al Beatty, is in her bed. Rose is horrified, as she didn't want them to know he had spent the night. To add insult to injury, what else does Sophia say?

Season 4, Episode 25 - "We're Outta Here, Part 1"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose return home from the theater to find Sophia giving a house tour to Mr. Yakamora, a wealthy investor who wants to buy their home. At first, Blanche is against selling, but what makes her reconsider?

Season 4, Episode 19 - "Till Death Do We Volley"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in St. Olaf, Rose ran for president of the Bull Castration Club and won.

Season 1, Episode 23 - "Blind Ambitions"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy taught part-time at a school for the hearing impaired when she was in college.

Season 7, Episode 11 - "Room Seven"

What does Blanche call her mother?

Season 2, Episode 14 - "The Actor"

Which Golden Girl gets a job at the restaurant Captain Jack's Seafood Shanty to make extra money?

Season 7, Episode 4 - "That's for Me to Know"

The Girls struggle with a difficult decision after a visit from a city inspector. One of them must move out if Blanche can't afford the necessary home improvements to comply with rental regulations. When the inspector comes back to see who's leaving, The Girls are surprised at Blanche's response. What does she say?

Season 7, Episode 23 - "Home Again Rose, Part 1"

Rose receives a letter from St. Olaf saying she missed a great time at her high school reunion. She's upset that she wasn't able to go because she had not been feeling well. Blanche devises a plan to make up for Rose missing the reunion—and a chance for her and Dorothy to meet men. What is it?

Season 1, Episode 9 - "Blanche and the Younger Man"

When the young and handsome jazzercise instructor, Dirk, invites Blanche to dinner, she goes overboard trying to appear younger and more desirable. During their date, she is disappointed, finding they have nothing in common. She also discovers Dirk's true motive for asking her out. What does he tell her?

Season 3, Episode 14 - "Blanche's Little Girl"

Highly frustrated after listening to Rebecca's boyfriend, Jeremy, disrespect and belittle her throughout dinner, The Girls hear about a disturbing conversation Sophia overheard between the two. When Blanche questions Rebecca about it, what does she tell her?

Season 6, Episode 1 - "Blanche Delivers"

Blanche's daughter Rebecca comes to visit; she's pregnant via artificial insemination and expecting to give birth very soon. Blanche isn't comfortable with her daughter's approach to motherhood. When Rebecca says she wants to have her baby in Miami, why does this news bother her mother?

Season 7, Episode 18 - "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"

Which Golden Girl fantasizes about sleeping with American singer, songwriter, and record producer Luther Vandross?

Season 2, Episode 22 - "Diamond in the Rough"

When Blanche sees her ex-beau, Jake Smollens, at the charity banquet, she tells The Girls she made a mistake letting him go because of their social differences; he's the man she loves. When she approaches Jake about getting back together, what does he tell her?

Season 7, Episode 21 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)"

TRUE OR FALSE: On the night of Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, she meets Derek, whom she believes is her soulmate, but is actually a professional jewelry thief who steals her car.