Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

While reviewing Stan's tax return, Dorothy discovers he made bad investments with their money without her knowledge and hid a very expensive purchase from her. What did he buy?

Answer

A Corvette. He stored it in a rented garage.

Dorothy: Stanley, what are all these deductions for a Corvette and a rented garage?

Stan: Dorothy, don't get mad, and don't hit me if you do. I kind of bought a Corvette without telling you.

Dorothy: You bought a car without telling me?

Stan: I couldn't help myself. I was going through a midlife crisis.

Dorothy: So was I. I gave myself a perm and took up jazzercise. You bought a car without telling me!?

Stan: How can I explain it? When I sat behind the wheel, people noticed me. People paid attention. That car was a chick magnet!

Dorothy: That is it, Stanley! That's it! Get out! Get out! Get out of my house! Get out of my life!

Stan: Dorothy, what about the audit? We could get into a lot of trouble here. We could even wind up in jail.

Dorothy: Good. Good. I want you to go jail, and I want a big, bald convict named Bubba to pick you for his girlfriend.

Season 7, Episode 3 - "Beauty and the Beast"

TRUE OR FALSE: When Dorothy competed in the Little Miss Brooklyn pageant, her mother was a judge and didn't even vote for her.

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

Dorothy, Blanche, and the Kaplan Brothers win $900 on the TV game show Grab That Dough, but they trade the money for a chance to win something bigger. Behind window #1 is living room furniture worth $12,000. Behind window #2 is a convertible sports car worth $23,000. They choose window #3. What do they win?

Season 6, Episode 5 - "Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy"

Blanche's childhood caretaker, Viola Watkins, comes to visit and offers her condolences about Big Daddy's death. When she finds out Blanche is selling his things, she asks if she can have the music box she gave to the family. Why does she want it?

Season 1, Episode 7 - "The Competition"

Rose signs up with Dorothy for the doubles bowling tournament and then dumps her for Sonja Nielsen. Sonja Nielsen dumps Rose as her partner and teams up with her twin sister, Olga. Who agrees to be Rose's partner for the tournament?

Season 7, Episode 11 - "Room Seven"

Sophia believes she went to heaven after passing out due to choking. She tells Dorothy that she saw her father, and he sent her a message. Dorothy doesn't believe her and says she hallucinated due to a lack of oxygen. What nickname does Sophia call Dorothy that only she and her father knew?

Season 5, Episode 15 - "Triple Play"

Sophia suddenly comes into $170,000 and buys Dorothy a box of expensive watches. When Dorothy asks her mother where the money came from, Sophia says the government is being kind by sending her extra social security checks. Why is she receiving extra money?

Season 5, Episode 22 - "Cheaters"

Dorothy brings her beau Glen O'Brien home to meet The Girls. Right before they walk into the house, Glen asks Dorothy something very important. What is it?

Season 4, Episode 21 - "Little Sister"

While dogsitting the Westons' dog, Dreyfuss, Sophia loses him. She buys a look-alike to hide her mistake, but Dreyfuss returns home. Sophia needs to return the replacement dog, but she can't tell them apart, so she asks Rose to help. What does Rose do?

Season 5, Episode 15 - "Triple Play"

Which Golden Girl said her mother-in-law didn't want her to marry her son because she wasn't a virgin?

Season 2, Episode 14 - "The Actor"

When Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose learn that Patrick Vaughn has been dating all of them behind their backs, they are furious. Blanche calls him 'slime,' and Dorothy calls him 'pond scum.' Rose calls him gauflugennachon. What does that mean?

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

What was the unusual circumstance around how Blanche found out her husband died?

Season 2, Episode 9 - "Joust Between Friends"

Why does Dorothy say she hates dogs, but she really loves them?

Season 7, Episode 20 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)"

On the night of Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, Sophia races against the approaching moonrise to break the Curse of the Strega over Dorothy. To do this, she must complete three tasks, one of which is to kiss a fool. Who does she kiss and why?

Season 7, Episode 2 - "The Case of the Libertine Belle"

The Girls join Blanche and her co-workers for a murder mystery weekend where mock murders are staged, and the guests try to solve them. Which Golden Girl solves the first mystery at dinner?

Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"

Which Golden Girl's ex-boyfriend is an obituary editor and listed her in the local newspaper as dead to get revenge for dumping him?

Season 3, Episode 23 - "Mixed Blessing"

Michael's fiancée's family visits the house to apologize for their previous hostility about Michael and Lorraine getting married. During chit-chat, coffee, and cheesecake, Rose accidentally reveals a secret about Michael and Lorraine. What is it?

Season 3, Episode 6 - "Letter to Gorbachev"

When Rose's Sunshine Cadet troop's campout in the woods is called off due to rain, where does Rose have it instead?

Season 1, Episode 24 - "Big Daddy"

When The Girls meet Blanche's father for the first time, he tells Blanche he has a surprise for her. What is the surprise?

Season 3, Episode 8 - "Brotherly Love"

After Stan's brother Ted abruptly ends his date with Blanche, he runs into Dorothy, and they end up spending the night together after he invites her out for a drink. Ted describes the night as "a very special evening." What deep, dark secret about himself does he reveal to Dorothy?