Season 1, Episode 6 - "On Golden Girls"

When Blanche's grandson comes to visit, The Girls quickly learn he's flippant and has a smart mouth. He leaves shortly after his arrival to hang out with friends. What does Dorothy tell Rose his punishment should be when he returns?

Answer

Rose's story about handicapped farm animals

Blanche: I guess I really should've given him some money.

Sophia: You should've given him a smack.

Dorothy: Ma!

Blanche: I don't believe in hitting children.

Sophia: Personally, I like to lay into a kid with a melon baller. It's got a nice weight, good balance in the hand, and it's portable.

Rose: My father used to punish us by sending us to the dairy barn to milk Alice.

Dorothy: Well, what's so terrible about that?

Rose: You had to milk Alice sitting on a stool.

Blanche: I thought you always milked a cow sitting on a stool.

Rose: No, no. Alice had to sit on a stool. You see, she was involved in this nasty plowing accident. It was during spring planting, and daddy had hitched her up to the plow 'cause poor old Toby had gotten a fever and gone deaf-

Dorothy: Rose, Rose, Rose. Sweetheart, save the story. When David comes back, tell him. That can be his punishment.

Season 7, Episode 6 - "Mother Load"

Stan, Dorothy's ex-husband, is in therapy and wants her to join a session with his psychiatrist, Dr. Halperin, to help him resolve his lingering attachment to her and get closure. Dorothy is hesitant, convinced he's using this as a way to get her back. When she attends one of his sessions, what does Stan say the doctor?

Season 5, Episode 22 - "Cheaters"

According to Rose, back in St. Olaf, a shepherd boy tended his flock on a hill above the town. A wolf kept coming and stealing his sheep, but he never caught the wolf in the act. Because he didn't see it happen, he was known in St. Olaf as who?

Season 2, Episode 23 - "Son-in-Law Dearest"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy once said she cut the crotches out of all of Stan's pants when he told her he was having an affair.

Season 6, Episode 9 - "Mrs. George Devereaux"

Nine years after faking his death, Blanche's husband, George, reappears, wanting to reconcile. They fondly reminisce about meeting at the university club cotillion. She leans in to embrace him and to her disappointment, what happens?

Season 7, Episode 22 - "Rose, Portrait of a Woman"

Rose is prepping for her boudoir photoshoot for Miles. She planned to wear the flannel nightgown that makes Miles "hot." Blanche disagrees and offers to help her find a costume that fits his personality: serious, conservative, and concerned about the world around him. What costume does she choose?

Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"

What is the name of the charming, older Cuban gentleman that Blanche and Sophia fight over while dating simultaneously?

Season 1, Episode 8 - "The Break-In"

Which Golden Girl once accidentally maced herself because she thought it was hair spray?

Season 7, Episode 23 - "Home Again Rose, Part 1"

The Girls go to the hospital after Rose collapses at the high school reunion party. They're grateful when the doctor says Rose is doing well after a mild cardiac episode. In celebration of her recovery, they make promises. Blanche promises less sex and more church, and Dorothy promises to go out more. What does Sophia promise?

Season 2, Episode 22 - "Diamond in the Rough"

Rose excitedly announces she's hired an all-female jazz band called "The Great Pretenders" for the hospital charity banquet. During the banquet, Dorothy notices something odd about the band members. What is it?

Season 5, Episode 19 - "72 Hours"

Rose receives a concerning letter from St. Luke's Hospital, where she previously underwent gallbladder removal and a blood transfusion, requesting she return for testing due to potential blood contamination. Why is she scared of the possible results?

Season 3, Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

Rushing home from the beauty salon to finish getting ready for a double date with Dorothy, Blanche finds Dorothy lying on the couch with a fever and body aches. When Dorothy says she can't go on the date, how does Blanche respond?

Season 5, Episode 10 - "All That Jazz"

Which Golden Girl implied that her husband was well endowed?

Season 4, Episode 20 - "High Anxiety"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in St. Olaf, Bessie was a big, fat lady who pulled farm plows for a living.

Season 2, Episode 5 - "Isn't It Romantic"

Which Golden Girl enjoys watching adult movies?

Season 6, Episode 17 - "There Goes the Bride, Part 2"

Which Golden Girl got married outdoors in February?

Season 6, Episode 7 - "Zborn Again"

Which Golden Girl read the American Journal of Abnormal Psychology? One of her uncles was the editor.

Season 7, Episode 23 - "Home Again Rose, Part 1"

The Girls are relieved to learn that Rose is doing well after a mild cardiac episode. The doctor wants her to stay overnight for observation. When The Girls arrive the next day to pick up Rose, what does the nurse tell them?

Season 1, Episode 25 - "The Way We Met"

When Dorothy and Rose first meet at Blanche's house, they discover Blanche accidentally promised both of them the same room. How do The Girls resolve the issue?

Season 3, Episode 12 - "Charlie's Buddy"

Rose tells The Girls she might move to Boston with Buddy Rourke. She says Buddy wants their new home to belong to both of them from the start, so she should give him her half of the money beforehand. This plan makes Dorothy suspicious, so she investigates Buddy. What does she learn about him?